Fancy Schmancy

For one to know how to be Fancy, you must know what fancy entails.

For example:

You could buy the dress Kate Middleton has for a nice $340, or head on down to your nearest Banana Republic and spend a sweet $130 for a lookalike.  You never know when you may run into the Michelle Obama The Goveners Wife your local mayor's wife at the downtown bistro? Right???

You also have to know what is NOT fancy.

For example:

What is that mess that Leighton Meester was attempting to wear? Not fancy. Not to mention this was a NEW YEARS outfit.


Also anything by this train wreck is not fancy...

Yep, I did just put that old picture up of Cray Lindsay. When the word "Lindsay Lohan" creeps into a story, or "Lalohan" happens to be brough up in conversation, this is the picture I will constantly think of. She hasn't exactly changed her image yet, has she?


Moral of the story is: Kate Middleton: Fancy Crazy Lindsay Lohan: NOT FANCY


Class dismissed.